As an elite online wanker, you are incapable of making mistakes . Your skilz are beyond such mortal shortcomings. Therefore, each and every time you die it must be because of some uncontrollable outside force. Feel free to blame lag, cheaters, luck, or anything else that people can't disprove caused your demise. The main objective is to prevent the erosion of people's faith in your divine skills. My favorite excuse...er... reason is that I was typing a me age. Feel free to use the "I was typing" excuse even in the middle of a heated firefight. Here's another transcript of that game:
3133t d00d was railed by Thrrrpptt!
3133t d00d: God**mn lag!!!!!!!!!!
Thrrrpptt!: Your ping is like 60
3133t d00d: F*ck you!
3133t d00d was railed by Thrrrpptt!
3133t d00d: Lucky shot. You suck!
3133t d00d almost dodged Thrrrpptt!'s rocket
3133t d00d: Prick! I was typing!!!!!
Thrrrpptt!: Don't type so much. This isn't a chat room.
3133t d00d does a backflip into the lava.
3133t d00d: Cheater! F*cking cheater!
Thrrrpptt!: I wasn't anywhere near you! You just dove into the lava!
3133t d00d cratered.
3133t d00d melted.
3133t d00d was squished.
3133t d00d blew himself up.
3133t d00d disconnected.Zoals je ziet kan iedereen een wanker worden, gelukkig hebben de meeste het gezonde verstand om het niet te doen Ben je echt hopeloos, of herken je iets van jezelf in het verhaal, dan mag je hier gaan kijken.