Jenna Jameson als Lara Croft | Gamer.nl

Na eerdere trailers deze week is er een derde trailer van No Man's Sky uitgebracht.

Jenna Jameson, voor de mensen die haar niet kennen (zijn die er ), ze is een zeer bekende Porno Ster. Actiontrip weet, net zoals iedereen, dat men graag wil dat Jenna Lara Croft gaat spelen in de Tombraider film.Well, I don't mean to brag, but all the events that we've prophesied in our The Real Tomb Raider Movie article are turning out to be true... It depends on how you look at it really, but we like to think so, it makes us feel more important... People clearly want to see Jenna Jameson star in the role of Mrs. Croft. We all feel she would "act" much better, and show a lot more physical effort in the role... "Over the last week the suits at Paramount have been slashing the SFX budget to the point that there are hardly any effects. We have designed loads of creatures and effects for sequences. Most have been scrapped. The studio feels that the sequences are expensive and can reduce the budget. This has caused major script changes and scaled down action sequences." I love this last part "...This has caused major script changes and scaled down action sequences..." They're in fact going for the Mike Horner - Jenna Jameson lineup no doubt... Special effects are dirt cheap, all we need is a shiny suit of armor for the evil Dr. Cockmonster (Mike Horner). The good news is, there's no reason the scale down the action sequences... The whole project would be well inside the budget, and the replay value would be enormous...

Dr. Cockmonster, de dokter waar ik niet graag naar toe ga , dan ga ik liever naar Dokter Bob Jenna for president...eh..LaraOja bijna vergeten, ik wil Bob C. nog bedanken voor het plaatje uit zijn prive collectie
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