De servers van Battlenet hebben de Stress test goed doorstaan. Maar nu het dan eindelijk zo ver is dat de game in de winkels ligt, gaat het toch mis. Blizzard had het aantal gebruikers onderschat en de servers gingen op hun muil. Maar er wordt hard aan de problemen gewerkt, zo wees gerust.Fans of Diablo were seen rioting in the local mall food court throwing food and feces at innocent bystanders as they reverted to a primitive state of geekiness following the crash. Various grunts and even a few battle cries were heard as straws, napkins, and little packets of ketchup were stolen from food stands. The wild rioting was only quelled after the security forces aided by the strong arm of the custodial staff set traps filled with posters of Warcraft III. Blizzard is working fervently to fix the problem with the servers as we speak. Hopefully they will have the problem under control soon before the slavering minions of Diablo can wreak any more havoc in mall food courts. Watch for more details as they are released.