10: Duke has a much more impressive arsenal.
9: Duke doesn't date Ken.
8: Duke doesn't take a sissy hot pink Corvette around the beach cruising for studmuffins.
7: Duke would never rush home to bake cookies for the boys.
6: Barbie would never say "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum."
5: Duke doesn't stay home to baby-sit his little cousin Skipper on Friday nights.
4: Duke doesn't lounge around his house in his fantasy wedding dress, at least not as often as Barbie does...
3: Duke doesn't own 500 different pairs of shoes.
2: Duke doesn't sit around with the girls and complain about how lousy their boyfriends are.1: Actually, I can think of two good reasons why Barbies are better... It's time to kick ass, chew bubblegum and checking out this site